he said you're just as boring as everyone else.

Happy 43rd Birthday, Tina Fey!

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:38:06 +0100

Happy 43rd Birthday, Tina Fey!

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:36:49 +0100

fuckyeahteamjones: tricorders: [x]

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:36:12 +0100

fuckyeahteamjones:

tricorders:

[x]

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:31:46 +0100

"Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:27:56 +0100

“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know.”

- Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit

Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head.

Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions.

(via teacheremmalee)

ellasmusic: Why Don’t You Do Right (Peggy Lee/Jessica Rabbit...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:47:45 +0100

ellasmusic:

Why Don’t You Do Right (Peggy Lee/Jessica Rabbit Acoustic Cover) by Ella

ahundredmisses: noseasboba: I never get tired of this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:55:58 +0100

ahundredmisses:

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:25:19 +0100

mypatronusisyou: there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself i read some...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:05:14 +0100

mypatronusisyou:

there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself

i read some fucking weird fanfiction

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:04:22 +0100

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:03:31 +0100

tumblino: prettylittledaisychains: ‘Ra-Ra-Rasputin!Russia’s...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:48:06 +0100

tumblino:

prettylittledaisychains:

‘Ra-Ra-Rasputin!
Russia’s greatest love machine!’

Boney M - Rasputin

cavetocanvas: Joel-Peter Witkin, Three Kinds of Women, 1992

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:42:51 +0100

cavetocanvas:

Joel-Peter Witkin, Three Kinds of Women, 1992

The core of the show really is the relationship between these...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:48:02 +0100

The core of the show really is the relationship between these two…. They desperately need each other. They couldn’t go on without the other. - JJ Abrams (x)

“When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.”

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:54:07 +0100

~~“When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.”~~

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Wed, 15 May 2013 02:47:31 +0100

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:46:31 +0100

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”

#this gif set is particularly upsetting because now the normal...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:42:12 +0100

#this gif set is particularly upsetting because now the normal thing in my experience would be to move the book #toward the middle #so that both parties could perhaps share whatever two dimensional wonders said book has in store #however i see that is not at all what’s happening here #the thought literally does not cross quinto’s mind #which leads me to believe #a) quinto was never taught to share and it is always a one person party in the house of quinto and that person is quinto #and everyone else - except for noah and leonard nimoy - are house guests who are perilously close to overstaying their welcome #b) quinto is extremely committed to making chris pine work for everything to the point where chris pine does not even notice #oh zach has thing oh i would like to look at thing but zach has thing and i must not ask for thing no i must earn thing #or c) quinto quickly takes stock of the situation and decides that being casually draped in chris pine is not a bad place to be #i’m actually furious right now i do not want to be here

indigowendigo: if I see you “mourning the loss of Angelina Jolie’s boobs” you’ll be mourning the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:12:38 +0100

indigowendigo:

if I see you “mourning the loss of Angelina Jolie’s boobs” you’ll be mourning the loss of your balls