thanks for lending us the lambo for a few days your not getting it back and you’ll never catch me haha

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jim kirk getting the shit beat out of him

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zayn in best song ever preview +

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buckyderp:

cloudiness:

We made a mess (x )

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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#shut up  

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sashayed:

Sebastian Stan being adorable at the D23 Expo (2013)

i’m VERY creeped out and VERY aroused by how much sebastian stan looks like a young hannibal lecter here. is this the most i’ve ever been attracted to sebastian stan? Sebastian Stan as Ol’ No-Brows McEatspeople? I DON’T KNOW, IS IT? SHUT UP. I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.

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astrotheology:

"Have you fantasized about killing me?"

"Yes."

"How would you do it?"

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derek hale meme ♦ villain interactions

       ➥ derek/jennifer

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Another index of the prevailing innocence is a curious prophylaxis of language … Even the official order transmitted from the British headquarters to the armies at 6.50 on the morning of November 11, 1918 warned that “there will be no intercourse of any description with the enemy.” The girl who was to become Christopher Isherwood’s mother was an extraordinarily shy, genteel, proper girl, and neither she nor her fiancée read anything funny or anything not entirely innocent or chaste into the language of a telegram he once sent her after a long separation “THINKING OF YOU HARD.” In this world “he ejaculated breathlessly” was a tag in utterly innocent dialogue rather than a moment in pornographic description.

Paul Fussell, The Great War and Modern Memory, 1975

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