katrinastratford:

Friends, I present to you: Sad Boy Band Reject Chris Evans.

(I have no idea where/when these are from. I just found them on my computer and thought they were HILARIOUS.)

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presentreign:

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

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styles-ruinedme:

thatsmyteam:

broders:

can it be like geographic coordinates?

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they actually could be geographic coordinates for mullingar

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#kill  #me  

officiousseeing-eyebitch:

 “We have the same kind of rapport between us, the same short-hand, he’s just as goofy and earnest as he’s always been. He’s got a lot of humility to him and a great sense of humor.”- Scarlett about Chris (x)

"She’s like my sister. I’ve known her for 10 years. She’s just one of the smartest people I know. It’s great when someone with a razor-sharp intellect wants to have fun." - Chris about Scarlett (x)

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beanclam:

Dat thousand mile glare.

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imaginethat1d:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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yunuen:

movies that need to happen: Black Widow (2014)

Do you know what it’s like to be unmade?”

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skip-town:

it’s the raccoon who likes his red aka. king trashmouth from bob’s burgers :-)

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x

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thegoatfreak:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a medieval pick up line in their ask.

every

single

one.

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